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test drive meme: january 2020

Redshift: Welcome to the v͖͕̺̲̘̱̜͎o̴̦̣̠̦̘̹͞i̯̖d̛̪̬͈̱̦̝͍̕.

▶ Click here to read what characters will experience when arriving in Anchor.

▶ All TDM threads can be considered game canon, and current players are welcome to either top-level on the TDM so prospective players can tag them, or use the prompts for logs or network posts on the communities. All threads on the TDM can be used for Activity Check.

a. nuclear fallout boy.

There is a mid-90s strip mall forming outside of Anchor.

Which is to say that there is now a Hot Topic next to the Blockbuster, and a little canopied sidewalk connecting the two. The difference between them is that the Hot Topic has an airlock entry and is safe from the radiation outside.

It's also not decked out for any Earth holidays, but it is fully stocked. Just not stocked with things that an Earth-based shopper would recognize as their "typical" fare. There are band t-shirts, with extreme fonts and symbols, but said fonts are almost cuneiform and the symbols are references that no one who wasn't living on Mars-15 in 1994 will get. The joke t-shirts are much the same, with cartoon characters, visual puns, memes, and designs that are, well, out of this world. There are bizarre earrings in standing cases, body decorations that might not quite fit a human, temporary tattoos, and random junk that cool fifteen-year-olds would snap up if it existed on Mars. (Use your imaginations, Anchorites.)

One thing you won't find in this store is advanced technology that serves any actual purpose. Sure, there are thumb-sized fart machines and little wall-mounted projectors that can decorate ceilings with preprogrammed holographic scenery (mostly starscapes). But none of it is any more useful than the keychain of that fat hipster cat with butterfly wings and bug eyes hanging from one of the displays. The cash register, which is the most futuristic thing in the place, is smashed to bits. Gotta get those Mars credits somewhere else.


b. looking kinda familiar.

There are little creatures scuttling through Anchor again, though these ones... well, they really are creatures more than they can be called animals. They're little blue-gray blobs of tissue, growing as they roll around until they finally split in two, both pieces then going their own way. Even though they don't have legs, the little blobs are fast, and many of them have no interest in interacting with the people of Anchor, and disappear into the ether never to be seen again.

Some of them, however, will single people out and start following them. The longer that little blob follows, the closer it gets, the more it takes the shape of an animal that represents the follow-ee's innermost soul or personality. The part of themselves that they hide away. As it begins to take shape, the person it follows will start to hear a tiny voice, at first just muffled sounds that could be coming from anywhere, but as the creature's form clarifies, the mumbling turns into actual speech. Clumsy, at first, almost like babytalk, but soon the little creature following its chosen Anchorite will be able to speak with its chosen person in full sentences. No one else can hear the little creature talk - only the one it decided to follow.

Keep the little bugger (or big bugger, if your innermost soul is an elephant or something) around for a week, and it will settle into its chosen shape, bonding to you for as long as you're alive. It can speak, listen, and understand, but you're the only one who can hear its voice. If this whole animal companion stalker situation isn't up your alley, though, and you're not feeling the connection, the little critter will slouch off to its own blobby existence.


c. creatures from the black locked room.

There's been a lot of exploration happening in that flooded area that Joe warned you all about. A lot of rooms opened, a lot of rooms explored and/or destroyed (thanks, Jacob et al. srsly). It's a lot of noise in a somewhat confined space. And something in one of the rooms is stirring...and done with being locked away.

Midday on the 20th of the month, the sounds of metal shrieking as it is twisted out of shape burble up out of the flooded halls. Thumping, rumbling, and eerie hooting noises are all muffled by the water at first.

There's only one at first, sloshing up out of the water and looking perfectly dry. Well... it looks like nothing, actually. A deep blackness that can hypnotize if it's stared at for too long. Long, dark claws that shine with a silvery edge. The vicious teeth in its shapeless head glow a pale blue-green.

Then another comes to the top of the stairs, and another.

They're perplexed at first by the webbing Peter Parker left to block off the hall, but a few experimental pokes with a claw shows that the stuff gives under their talons with only a little bit of effort. The three creatures slice their way free and move as a pack through the lower levels of Anchor, prepared to mob whoever they come across and tear them to shreds.

There's a problem when it comes to straight-up fighting these things, though: when physically attacked, they simply bounce back, when pieces are hacked off with a blade, each piece becomes a new, identical monster. The only way to beat them is with energy and other alternate fighting styles - magic, lasers, energy projectiles, etc.

Some people might be lucky enough not to run into them. Good luck to the rest.


d. the network.

Need to get hold of someone, call for help, ask the city at large a question? Need to ask a friend to back you up to take out the toothy voids? Maybe you need to hold your sat phone up to whatever crazy thing you're seeing and send out a recording to double-check if your eyes are deceiving you and what you're looking at is real?

Whatever the reason, the network is going strong, so feel free to include a post to it in your top-levels.



itsnotaonesie: (tripping so many balls)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2020-02-18 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter's spider thing is a little more literal, and he hopes not in too creepy of a way. His natural adorablity tends to make up for his weird wall sticky thing.

"It does. Mostly it kind of shrieks like, when I don't see it and almost set something down on top of it. It's not my fault you're a tiny jumping spider and not some kinda big, badass tarantula."

That second bit sounds like it might not be directed at Hanzo, and sure enough there's a tiny spider kinda poking it's tiny self out of Peter's hair.
nockturnal: (pic#13782935)

[personal profile] nockturnal 2020-02-19 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The dragon seems intently interested for a moment, peering at the little spider before blinking at it. Clearly, there's some recognition of what it is, there. They all seem to have come from the same place, regardless of the shape they've now taken.

"Apparently they take the form most suited to the person they have chosen to follow." Hanzo manages not to look too amused. 'Badass' is not the word he would use to describe the youth in front of him, to be certain. 'Big', even less so.

It seems his particular creature chose its form well.
itsnotaonesie: (41)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2020-02-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter isn't big or badass, it's true. He makes up for it by being a giant nerd and being able to lift cars.

"I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that. I... guess it's pretty fitting."

It's hard to tell how the spider feels about the dragon, but if one looks close they can see it waggling it's two little front legs at it.
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[personal profile] nockturnal 2020-02-25 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Swish-swish goes the dragon's tail in reply. Hello, friend!

Hanzo lets out a thoughtful noise. "Only you would know the truth of it. And knowing oneself is not as easy as might otherwise be believed."

If only it were so. It is so easy to believe you are something when everyone tells you it is so, so much so that you aren't sure of who you are when you finally decide that they are wrong.
itsnotaonesie: (nice sweater dork)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2020-02-29 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter raises a finger to his hair so that the spider can climb onto it, and then holds it out in front of his face so he can see it, squinting thoughtfully.

"Uhhh. Sooo, what I'm getting issss, I'm tiny and adorable, and also spidery." Or maybe it's not as blatantly obvious as that? It's probably not, he's probably overthinking it. or underthinking it? Shit.
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[personal profile] nockturnal 2020-03-03 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"You were hanging from the ceiling," Hanzo points out in a deadpan tone, one finger lifting to point upwards in emphasis. "And yet you wonder."

Not too many creatures that make a habit of that. And while he does seem rather adorable comparative to his peers, he refuses to make note of that out loud.
itsnotaonesie: (188)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2020-03-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean, yeah, the spider part is pretty obvious. I just figure it ought to be a bigger spider, y'know?"

Not important, though, in the grand scheme of things. He just wants to be big and badass, ok.
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[personal profile] nockturnal 2020-03-05 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why should the size matter?"

He folds his arms loosely across his chest. Which might have made for a more imposing sight without the bright multi-colored graphic t-shirt now tucked under his jacket.

"A large spider is easier to spot. Easily crushed."
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[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2020-03-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter is actually listening very intently to this, like these are the wisest words that have ever been spoken. By a guy with a tacky 90's graphic t-shirt, anyway.

"That is so deep. But see, by that logic, size still matters, because being tiny means being better at stealth."
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[personal profile] nockturnal 2020-03-09 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He is not quite used to having someone listen. Genji would have scoffed off what he was saying by now, as he was wont to do. But it appears Peter is taking what he says to heart. Hanzo isn't quite sure how to feel about that.

But, it is the truth. It should be said, regardless of who says it.

"A spider does not question its size. It uses it to its advantage, whatever that may mean for it. Clever, strong, or quick, it does what suits it best, and does not wish to be other than what it is.

"Your true strength will only ever come in embracing what you are."
itsnotaonesie: (185)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2020-03-11 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter's generally a pretty good listener, especially to things that sound super cool, and this sounds super cool.

And so fuckin' deep, holy shit.

"I feel like I've kinda got myself figured out, but y'know, there's always room for more uh... self... reflection? And stuff?"
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[personal profile] nockturnal 2020-03-20 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"There usually is."

Huffing in quiet amusement, Hanzo tilts his head, and the dragon comes back to drape itself within the comfort of his hood. "Such reflection brought me here, oddly enough," he murmurs, almost more to himself than to Peter.

The cause wouldn't be obvious, of course. What could racks of neon fishnets and gaudy graphic t-shirts really offer in the way of self-reflection, after all?