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Mods ([personal profile] modblob) wrote in [community profile] redmarsshit2019-12-24 10:36 pm

test drive meme: december 2019

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▶ Click here to read what characters will experience when arriving in Anchor.

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a. santapocalypse.

As the suns set over the unforgiving landscape around Anchor, a bright light flares in the sky, streaking low and fast across the horizon, throwing off flares of green, white, and red.

The impact...is not explosive. Just another flare of light, and then smoke to mark where the object went down. Whatever it was, it didn't come from the redshift. It came from within the planet's atmosphere, such as it is, and landed barely a few steps outside the city.

Characters who choose to investigate will find something strange at the bottom of the pillar of smoke. They'll find a small ship, one that seems to have been cobbled together with pieces of a dozen different ships from a dozen different universes. The cockpit is busted wide open, a red jacket caught on a piece of glass, with no other sign of the pilot. Except for, y'know, the red ringing the broken glass, but we'll just ignore that, shall we?

Scattered all around the vehicle, some of them scorched on the outside but otherwise unharmed, are boxes, boxes, boxes. None are bigger than a shoebox, and all wrapped beautifully with bows on top. Characters who start opening them will find box after box containing nonsense items that might be valuable to someone, but maybe not anyone here. But if they open enough, eventually they'll find something inside that could only be intended for them, it’s so specific, odd, or precious. Any other box they open after that will be empty.

Those that dare enter will find the ship appears larger on the inside. And it also seems to be mostly made of hallways. Hallways that lead nowhere, hallways that, from time to time, are filled with an ominous...jingling.

The source of that jingling is the reindire.

Twisted, monstrous creatures with talons in place of hooves, they will hunt whoever enters the ship through its halls and even back across the wasteland should characters attempt to run. Most of them can be calmed, even tamed. Eaten, if hunting for venison is your character's jam (have at, SSSSs).

Only one cannot be reasoned with, or easily defeated.

The largest of all the reindire, one with fangs and wings and a lust for blood. And a big red nose that shoots lasers. You wouldn't want it following you back to Anchor, would you? Best to defeat it out in the sands, where it can't do any real harm.


b. keep calm & carry on.

As characters have worked on improving the city, they've knocked a few loose screws back into place and rewired a few polarities that needed reversing and now, a new area has opened up. It announces itself with a loud screech as the bulkheads that kept it blocked off open up. The new space is huge, at first seemingly empty.

This space does what the VR rooms can't. It reads minds.

It won't show scenes from home, no, but it will create a facsimile of a place that your character would find most relaxing. And this isn't the simple visual experience of the VR rooms. This is full-sensory immersion. Characters will see, yes, but also be able to touch, smell, even taste what's on the air in their surroundings. If there is fruit, they can pick and eat it - it won't satisfy them, but they'll be able to taste what's there. If there's water, they'll be able to swim it in, and will even feel wet until they climb back onto the shore or out of the pool.

Some lucky souls will even get Anchor's therapy AI chiming in to their scenes, with suggestions like, "Talk to your anxiety the way you would to a friend. Ask it where it comes from, see what it’s doing for you, and redirect it into healthy self-expression." Or, "Have you tried yoga?" or, occasionally, "I think you really really need a nap."

The focus of the room is to help characters relax. Those rolling blackouts that have been happening around Anchor ever since the room opened up? They’re probably nothing to worry about. Right?


c. the network.

Need to get hold of someone, call for help, ask the city at large a question? Need to ask a friend to back you up on the reindire hunt? Maybe you need to hold your sat phone up to whatever crazy thing you're seeing and send out a recording to double-check if your eyes are deceiving you and what you're looking at is real?

Whatever the reason, the network is going strong, so feel free to include a post to it in your top-levels.



kaballin: (Tilt)

[personal profile] kaballin 2019-12-26 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Kabal looks up sharply, finally realizing there's someone else here - someone he doesn't recognize. But that's not entirely unusual, it's not like he's going around making friends.

All evidence to the contrary as his reindire buddy jabs him with an antler and keeps digging in.

"Fine. Fuck. Here." He reaches into the pile and rips open a present to reveal what the weird deer monster wants: a cheeselog covered in almonds.

"I already killed a few of 'em. It's this one that won't go away." He shoves at it, but the deer has forgotten he even exists with the presence of smoked cheesy goodness. "Find anything good in any of these boxes yet?"
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[personal profile] nothinglikefather 2019-12-28 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
"If you feed 'em, they'll follow you around forever." Jacob warns, but it's too late. Frankly, he's not sure what exactly the creamy mess the Reindire wants is, but the way it goes about eating it turns his stomach anyway.

He steps away from the creature anyway, and looks back down the corridor again, trying to listen out for the movements of the other Reindire- which was bigger and nastier looking than this example of the species.

"The only things I've found were soaks, bars of soap, scarves and books. Nothing actually useful." He says, although he might have pocketed a few pairs of socks. "Nothing... weapon shaped."
kaballin: (Stare Down)

[personal profile] kaballin 2019-12-30 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"You just gotta get creative with your soap and scarf weapon crafting. Not only deadly, but embarrassing to be taken out by something that smells like Irish Spring." Of course Kabal can joke, he's got two swords on his back so he's feeling pretty good about his chances. Especially since his current target is a disgusting cheesy mess with ribbons stuck to its antlers.

There's a faint jingling coming from somewhere and Kabal turns to listen, tilting his head and trying to figure out where it's coming from, "I'm assuming that's not the sound of cheerful goodwill."
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[personal profile] nothinglikefather 2019-12-31 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Irish Spring?

Jacob doesn't get it, but maybe that's because he was born in England in 1847, and hasn't ever heard of Irish Spring soap. Still, Kabal can be forgiven for that: it's impossible to see how old fashioned his clothes are under the protective suit he's wearing.

"More likely to shove the needles into someone's neck mate." He replies, and then yes, he can hear the bells tinkle and jingle, coming closer.

"I don't think so, no. I think that's the sound of a dinner gong." And they're likely to be the main course.
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[personal profile] kaballin 2020-01-04 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"It can try." He turns to their reindire buddy, nudging it with his shoulder. "All right you. Time to earn your keep - go get it."

Unfortunately, now that it's had a snack it's in no mood to go charging down a hallway and fighting what it knows is a bigger and meaner reindire. With a snort it tosses its head and trots away.

"I'm definitely going to have Cho turn you into jerky later." He sighs, pulling one of the swords from his back. "Guess we're on our own."
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[personal profile] nothinglikefather 2020-01-04 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Somehow, I didn't think it's cheesy breath was going to help us much."

Never work with children or animals, isn't that what they say? He has worked with both, and he's got to say kids are far less annoying than dogs at this point. He'll lump monstrous deer into that same more trouble than it's worth category.

He picks up another box, opening it in hope that it's a weapon- he's very much aware of those swords- and is rewarded.

But a very familiar gun, something oddly fitting for inside a spaceship: sleek and white and futuristic, a red stripe down its side. He looks at it, dumbstruck, and that is why he misses the arrival of the huge reindire.
kaballin: (Looking down)

[personal profile] kaballin 2020-01-05 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I hope whatever you just found was a grenade launcher so we can splatter this all over the walls." Nevermind that a grenade in this small space would likely explode them too. Or impale them with flying reindire parts. Kabal is not much of a planner when it comes to .. well, anything.

This thing is much larger than he expected, and has fangs? What the fuck is this thing?

"New candidate for jerky." He gives the sword a twirl before darting forward, disappearing into purple smoke for a brief moment before popping up behind the creature and slicing it across the back of the legs. "He's probably gonna get real mad, you might wanna move."

Which is all the warning Jacob gets before the reindire bellows and charges forward.