"Don't worry, don't worry, I shower regularly." He has a girlfriend that he would very much like to keep, he's not going to let himself get stinky.

But yeah bro, your priorities are a little bit weird.

"I wasn't sick this time, but I was the first time this thing was circulating. Then my girlfriend got super sick, and I've been spending a lot of time with her, so I figured I'd just get this thing over with."