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Mods ([personal profile] modblob) wrote in [community profile] redmarsshit2019-09-21 12:52 am

redshift: tdm #4

Redshift: Welcome to the v͖͕̺̲̘̱̜͎o̴̦̣̠̦̘̹͞i̯̖d̛̪̬͈̱̦̝͍̕.

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a. the red shit.

There are rumblings in the deepest, most overgrown part of the agricultural area, where until very recently there was a lingering pocket of red algae. The good news is, the red algae is gone! The bad news is, it all got eaten by a mutated bear-thing with giant antlers. The algae did a number on the poor thing, doping it up and confusing it to the point where everything is an enemy.

What’s worse? The algae has adapted, colonizing the creature’s entire body. The algae has mutated in the process, releasing a protective cloud of toxins that causes severe hallucinations, as well as some of the protective and euphoric qualities that the red algae originally possessed. Which means the mutated, antlered, bear-thing is accompanied by a small army of other creatures, from large to small, who are all very invested in its survival and also are being driven crazy by its presence.

Prepare yourselves for one hell of a hunt. These animals can pop up almost everywhere in the agricultural zones, and when they do show their paws it’s to go on a rampage.


b. fashionista.

It wouldn’t be Anchor if the bots weren’t fucking shit up.

This time, the spa bots have gone full stylist coach, chasing down residents and trying to do their hair, nails, makeup, or change their clothes. In some cases, they're literally sweeping people off their feet and carrying them to the hot springs, massage rooms, and spa areas to be pampered. Too bad most of their cosmetics are fifty years out of date and the closests they’ve raided either had another resident’s clothes or moth-eaten dust-covered rags.

Is that the jacket Idris Elba was wearing in the introductory video? It kinda looks like it.

But it’s not all bad! The bots actually give great massages and fantastic mani-pedis. They also have a small stash of fresh cosmetics and clean clothes that got left behind in the spas. They might not fit great, but they look pretty good!

If your character doesn’t practice proper self-care, well. They’d better watch out. These bots have a particular eye for the sad, the filthy, the tired, and they’re going to make sure you get some damn fine pampering.


c. whole foods: 2.0.

Remember that whole Whole Foods grocery store thing that happened? Well, the grocery store and the zombies are still there. Only now there are more zombies, and two giant supply trucks have shown up, one behind and one in front of the store.

The one at the rear of the store can be accessed fairly easily. It’s painted to look like a giant United States flag, with a dramatic crying eagle emblazoned across the back doors. Inside, there is beer. Lots and lots of beer, and a bunch of semiautomatic rifles. Also some skeletons. Seems like the guns and booze didn’t help them.

The one in front of the store is thickly surrounded, the creatures clawing at the plain white sides of the semi like there’s something precious inside.

If Anchorites can make it through, if they can fend off the monsters and keep from getting torn to pieces by a hoard of bloodthirsty beasts, they’ll find out what that precious truck contains.

It’s twinkies. A semi full of twinkies. We hope you’ve got a sweet tooth, Anchor.


itsnotaonesie: (nice sweater dork)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-04 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno, man. It appeared last month, along with all these zombies. That's just a thing that happens out here sometimes, stuff popping in out of nowhere with no explanation. These trucks are new...

[While he's talking, he waits for Garrus to scootch on out of the way, and once he's clear Peter studies the trailer for a moment before stepping back and shooting a couple strands of webbing at it. He gives them an experimental tug, pulling the trailer a few inches.]

There we go, that'll work. But yeah, these trucks weren't here last month. I feel like there weren't as many zombies, either. I don't really get the zombies at all, to be honest.
dispenserofjustice: (42)

[personal profile] dispenserofjustice 2019-10-05 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose if people can pop up with no explanation then it stands to reason that other things can as well.

[ Makes some sort of sense. But Garrus gets distracted when Peter just whips out that white stuff from his hands? Wrists? Where is that... What is that? And he can actually move the truck.

What. ]


Kid. I'm sure zombies are important but right now I've got so many questions.
itsnotaonesie: (it's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-05 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I got bit by a spider and I got super powers.

[He has had this conversation so many times now that he's just like SHRUG WHATEVER.]
dispenserofjustice: (4)

[personal profile] dispenserofjustice 2019-10-05 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He. What. ]

Look I can get bitten by a biotic but that's not going to make me a biotic god. Just give me a mild allergic reaction more than anything.
Edited 2019-10-05 03:05 (UTC)
itsnotaonesie: (eating spiders???)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can't explain why it happened, didn't really get a chance to run tests on the spider or anything.

[Peter pauses and tilts his head a bit, like hey, that's thing he recognizes.]

Hold up, biotics is that uh, blue glowy thing that screws with gravity, right?
dispenserofjustice: (39)

[personal profile] dispenserofjustice 2019-10-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Garrus can't believe that he is walking with a human teenager. Shooting the occasional zombie and also watching said kid drag a truck back with spider powers. Because he got bit by a spider.

Wild and yet not the strangest thing he's ever done. ]


Because no one saves spiders after they kill them. Or fling them away because they got bit.

[ It's said in such a dry tone but it's really not a criticism. Just stating the facts. ]

Although "blue glowy thing that screws with gravity" is a gross over simplification, it can be that, yeah. A biotic is a person that can more or less generate their own mass effect field. It can do more than just toss people and objects around if the biotic is skilled enough.

itsnotaonesie: (nice sweater dork)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[This is just another Tuesday, man. Welcome to Anchor.]

I mean yeah, it bit me, I smashed it. Part of me wishes I had saved it so I could analyze it, but eh.

[SHRUG, it is what it is.]

Right, right. There was a guy in the last place I was stuck that explained it to me once. It's been a while though, kind of a lot's happened since then, but he used it to jump up onto a building. It was wild.
dispenserofjustice: (36)

[personal profile] dispenserofjustice 2019-10-05 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
On the bright side at least you got abilities? There are so many ways that could have gone wrong.

[ Because being born biotic is not fun? Turians rarely have biotics and Asari are naturally born that way. The eezo exposure can be so, so rough. ]

That sounds about right for a biotic. Must have been a powerful one. Samara could do things like that.
itsnotaonesie: (it's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine)

[personal profile] itsnotaonesie 2019-10-06 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, no kidding. I've seen photos of black widow and brown recluse bites, and that stuff is really bad. I'll totally take super powers over my flesh dying.

[That got kinda gross uuuhhhh. YEAH BIOTICS.]

I-- see, biotics aren't a thing where I'm from so I really have no frame of reference, but he could do some really crazy stuff with it.