[ Even getting most of the way through a homecoming dance with a girl is exponentially more romantic action than Ben's ever gotten but Ben isn't going to mention that because he'd implied it already and he's not trying to underline how much of a total loser he is here. ]
Holy shit.
Did you know her dad was a villain before you asked her to the dance? You don't seem the type of guy who would set that kind of thing up on purpose.
[ But maybe he'd known and the daughter was nice enough Peter thought he would give it a shot anyway? ]
Yeah yeah laugh it up while you can, you might be next.
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Holy shit.
Did you know her dad was a villain before you asked her to the dance? You don't seem the type of guy who would set that kind of thing up on purpose.
[ But maybe he'd known and the daughter was nice enough Peter thought he would give it a shot anyway? ]
Yeah yeah laugh it up while you can, you might be next.
What do I do if someone responds unironically?