[take your time, you poor cowboy you. Peter knows how nuts this can all be. Maybe not so much for someone from a million years ago, but it's still pretty nuts.]

Uh, I... hm.

[So okay nobody's ever asked him how he learned that he can stick to walls before. HM.]

Okay. So, I have... uh, abilities. I was bit by a, uh, scientifically altered spider, and it did weird things to my body. You know how spiders can climb walls? Yeah, my thing is all. Spider stuff. I fond out I could stick to stuff when I accidentally got stuck to the zipper on my pants. Like, I was trying to zip them up and my fingers were just tuck to it.

That was a... that was a pretty weird day.

[in this thread we make up backstory SHRUG #YOLO]