How else should he word it? Either way, his butt will catch fire, these pants are not flame retardant. Though, he does have his Choice battle suit. That may work if they think of it. "No way, nuh huh, I'm not setting my butt on fire in these pants" It's too funny, no matter that he knows it's not going to happen he laughs heavily, feigning scared and protecting his behind with all his might.

"Then I'll have to walk around without pants" That does not seem fair.