[ Lol implying he has one of those. He shakes his head, not as a refusal but out of irritation at the situation in general. ]

Completely absurd, if you ask me. I'm wearing a suit! Look. Even made a tie tack.

[ He lifts his tie slightly with one thumb, enough to draw attention to the pin securing it to his shirt. This is in the shape of a little "Q" because of course it fucking is. ]

Do you know how long it's been since I bothered with one of these? "Inappropriate attire," he says. Preposterous.