Somebody enters stage right. It's his favorite Julie in Anchor! (The only Julie in Anchor.) His menu is ignored, his face going blank as he listens to the update. Scaramouche gives her a smile of true appreciation--big, wide, and dazzling.

"Keep up the good work, babe. He'll be filling the lake in no time." He drops the menu on the counter. "Did you know, babe," he continues, turning in his stool, "that the reindeer drink tequila?"