There sure is a ton of jumbled up shit going on inside of this boy's head right now, and he wordlessly lays down across the couch and plunks his head in her lap. And then at least two cats immediately decide he is a bed and hop onto him. This is fine.

"you can just push me on the floor when you want me to get off." It's meant to be a joke, but he sounds a little too exhausted to make it convincing.