Peter raises a finger to his hair so that the spider can climb onto it, and then holds it out in front of his face so he can see it, squinting thoughtfully.

"Uhhh. Sooo, what I'm getting issss, I'm tiny and adorable, and also spidery." Or maybe it's not as blatantly obvious as that? It's probably not, he's probably overthinking it. or underthinking it? Shit.