"Oh noooo, it's so cute," Peter leans down and lets it sniff his hand before he starts to give it ear scratches. Then he realizes that he's gone and let himself get completely distracted by this little critter and that's probably rude. He clears his throat and straightens up again.

"Um, but yeah, sorry about grabbing you, I promise I don't make a habit of it. I'm Peter, by the way."

Peter 'Perfectly Normal and Not Hearing Voices' Parker. Speaking of which, he apparently hasn't been hearing any for a couple minutes, but there is a tiny spider emerging from over his shoulder and just hanging out on his shirt, so that's a thing.