[ Jacob is straight out of 1868. They didn't have telephones, never mind text messages, tablet computers or magical floating words in the bloody air.

Which explains the widening of his eyes, and the way his hand lifts to try and touch the words, to see if they're solid or if his fingers will pass through them. Incredible. His sister would be gushing about it if she were there. ]

That is a very interesting party trick.

Alright, we spoke on the phone. You've got a problem with a thing with antlers?