[Living in a place where people commonly name their trucks and their guns he's not even phased by someone naming a sword. He's a little weirded out that someone who looks about ten has a sword in the first place, but that's a problem for another time because what?
No seriously. What.
He scrunches up his face in disgust because yeah. No. That's not happening. He's not quite old enough to be her dad but he's close enough not to mention that she's very clearly a child.]
What the fuck? No we're not kissing.
[Princess Thug helpfully jumps up to snap at the nanites, trying to kill them. It doesn't work but it's a nice attempt.]
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No seriously. What.
He scrunches up his face in disgust because yeah. No. That's not happening. He's not quite old enough to be her dad but he's close enough not to mention that she's very clearly a child.]
What the fuck? No we're not kissing.
[Princess Thug helpfully jumps up to snap at the nanites, trying to kill them. It doesn't work but it's a nice attempt.]