[Oh yeah, Peter can laugh at himself for that one now. Telling this story comes with the realization that it's been nearly three years now since he got his powers, a year and a half since he died and started getting stuck in these weird other universes, and that's kind of a trip. He's just gonna try not to think about that too much.]

Yeah, well, "amazing" might not be the word I'd use to describe it. Although, after my aunt fond out that I'm Spider-Man - and stopped being mad about it, I told her what really happened with the zipper incident. She cracked up all over again.