"You gonna make me do the walk of shame? And here I thought we had something special."

Kabal doesn't know what Izzet means and has no idea what a viceroy is either so he's just gonna ignore that part. The best way to learn new things is to live in ignorance because learning is for chumps.

"Just get here? Looks like you're settling in fine. Most people panic and start running around whining about food and wanting to get home."