[ cosmo is so thick because it's full of secrets! allison, still grinning, leans in, watching ben take it all in, rolling his eyes. she's estimating he'll make it about halfway through, until he hits the beauty section. "which lip smacker flavor matches YOUR personality" is probably going to be too much for him, allison figures. but before he gets to that, he'll have to read about all the ways to style your low-rise jeans and skinny ties. ]
Commentary, please. Silence is no fun!! And you can't skip any of the ads, they're important! So start at page one.
[ allison settles in, still smug. when ben opens the magazine, before he gets to the table of contents, he'll be greeted with some advertisements that ben will be sure to enjoy.]
Besides I don't even think it'll be that much since you're only gonna get through like half of that magazine, tops.
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Commentary, please. Silence is no fun!! And you can't skip any of the ads, they're important! So start at page one.
[ allison settles in, still smug. when ben opens the magazine, before he gets to the table of contents, he'll be greeted with some advertisements that ben will be sure to enjoy.]
Besides I don't even think it'll be that much since you're only gonna get through like half of that magazine, tops.