Can't promise it'll be good, but I'll do my best.

[Thanks Majima, you scare the little dumb critters away so Peter doesn't accidentally step on them, he'd feel just horrible.]

Uuuuh, well, long story short? I got bit by a spider and it gave me super powers. The webs aren't one of them, but I figured I might as well lean into the spider thing a bit, so I invented this formula for synthetic webs. Because it's cool, mostly, but they're also really useful.