Well that portal definitely didn't go where expected. Granted he hadn't entered it willingly and more been thrown through it, but usually enemy teleporters just.. didn't work. Instead this one tossed him into some broken down version of the Horizon Lunar Colony. He'd sliced the helpful welcome robots to pieces, ignored Idris Elba completely and set off to find a portal out of this place.
B. Fashionista Ever on edge he's managed to maim or get away from all the weird Omnics trying to convince him to go somewhere. But his luck doesn't hold out forever. He'll struggle and yell at them in Japanese but he is getting carried off for a cyborg ninja makeover that consists of him trying to escape like a feral cat that's been locked inside.
He'll eventually get away but not before he's been shoved into a hoodie and track pants or what the bots here consider to be Tokyo street wear, which honestly looks a little ridiculous over his armor. But he's wearing it because it gets the robots to leave him alone.
C. Whole Foods 2.0 Finding the exit to this place doesn't seem to have gotten him any closer to finding a way back where he was, as all there is out here is nothingness and sand. Oh and a Whole Foods.
Sure. Why not. Why wouldn't there be a grocery store in the midst of an ocean of red sand. The zombies are no problem, though they are a bit alarming, especially so many of them. But it's easy enough for him to dash in and then double jump out with the pockets of his new sweater filled with twinkies.
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B. Fashionista
Ever on edge he's managed to maim or get away from all the weird Omnics trying to convince him to go somewhere. But his luck doesn't hold out forever. He'll struggle and yell at them in Japanese but he is getting carried off for a cyborg ninja makeover that consists of him trying to escape like a feral cat that's been locked inside.
He'll eventually get away but not before he's been shoved into a hoodie and track pants or what the bots here consider to be Tokyo street wear, which honestly looks a little ridiculous over his armor. But he's wearing it because it gets the robots to leave him alone.
C. Whole Foods 2.0
Finding the exit to this place doesn't seem to have gotten him any closer to finding a way back where he was, as all there is out here is nothingness and sand. Oh and a Whole Foods.
Sure. Why not. Why wouldn't there be a grocery store in the midst of an ocean of red sand. The zombies are no problem, though they are a bit alarming, especially so many of them. But it's easy enough for him to dash in and then double jump out with the pockets of his new sweater filled with twinkies.
One sugar rush ninja coming up soon.